potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

Apr 24 20:09 with 417,033 notes

guy:

itsmemacleod:

want to know what turns me on?!? whispering your wifi password in my ear

*whispers* pastelshoe355

Apr 24 20:08 with 7,540 notes

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

Apr 24 20:08 with 290,005 notes

listenandforgiveme:

the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

(Source: azkabanter)

Apr 24 19:57 with 58,485 notes

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

Apr 24 19:54 with 516,887 notes
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