oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I love you

Apr 19 10:04 with 202,022 notes



imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

Apr 19 10:03 with 190,091 notes

people on tumblr who call me by my name are my favorites

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Apr 19 10:03 with 147,907 notes
Five simple rules to happiness:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
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Apr 19 9:37 with 11,503 notes

im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms

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Apr 19 9:35 with 124,821 notes
You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are.
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